What movies have not aged well?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Moonraker

How do I know if I am a bitch? I try to be a nice person but people often jokingly call me a bitch. My family calls me a bitch sometimes too.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

A View to a Kill

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What is the estimated number of people with an extra X chromosome?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

You Only Live Twice

Is Obito Uchiha redeemable?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Man with the Golden Gun

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why do some people never get to on a date even though they wanted to? Are they just too ugly and weird for everybody?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Goldfinger

What advice would you give to a father of a teenage daughter on how to protect her from boys, dating, and social media? How should fathers discuss these topics with their daughters?

-”Ah so!”

Live and Let Die

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

My dog is 2 weeks old. He's not eating, moving and always sleeping and I can't take him to a vet. What should I do?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

From Russia With Love

-”She is very sexyful!”

What have I done wrong? How can I start over?

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Diamonds Are Forever

How do I find a luxury service apartment in Gurgaon?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Is there a type of function where every point has exactly one tangent line passing through it? If yes, what is this type of function called?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Is it wrong of me to feel uncomfortable that my friend thinks my brother is hot?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-J W Pepper

Dr No

Crashed lander looks back at Earth from the moon photo of the day for June 10, 2025 - Space

Octopussy

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Do you enjoy cheating on your spouse? If so, why?